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i have never met another person who has had brown bread WOW

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On my birthday, you wake up to a folded piece of paper on the table that says happy birthday and has one star for each year you’ve been alive. You get to choose what you have for dinner and you get a cake made for you, usually an ugly but delicious one, that says Hap Bay instead of happy birthday on it.

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